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Nico Demotivational Poster


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P

UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.

TAGS: batman unicorn epic win
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by whocares0

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:30 am
Definitely has that WTF factor :)

DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.

TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am
Where can I get some?


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
This is donw pretty damn well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY

POLISH MY MAGIC HORN! - to receive my magical Unicorn mayonnaise

TAGS: unicorn
Rating: 2.19/5

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TAGS: unicorns late as usual wytch
Rating: 3.9/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:49 pm
I hate Unicorns! Good job Noah, too bad survived and made The Friendship Express!
VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:36 pm
We know how you feel. Sincerely, The Dinosaurs

SENSE - This makes none.

UNICORNS - No matter what you do, they are still the gayest creatures in the whole universe.

TAGS: unicorns
Rating: 1.78/5

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mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 2:25 pm
I would beg to differ a unicorn nightmare crossbreed is actually really fucking scary :/ they have sharp fangs
Kung-Fu Devil - March 19, 2010, 9:51 pm
I've heard of him, but don't know much about him...
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:38 pm
Guess who apparently has never heard of Andy Dick?

GAY TEST - no... I dont care if you notice the cloud's... or the horn... it doesn't matter what you saw first

TAGS: unicorn
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Nekoni

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:31 pm
A motifake mocking GayTest motifakes? 5 evil little grinning lions!
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 7:05 am
Lol - that's so disturbing. 5 lions for creepiness.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:51 am
i never saw it and even if, i would be laugh again... 5 gay lions from me to make the start easier...
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 12:28 am
Are you sure this isn't a 1L test?
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 11:20 pm
I saw 1L.

U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal

TAGS: unicorn christ army us grenades smoke bullets
Rating: 2.41/5
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...

UNICORNS - Helping white trash girls get tattooed since 1979.


TAGS: rule unicorn dolphin heimlich maneuver
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:45 pm
Rainbow, Dolphin, Horn ... Nope, no symbology there.

SCOTLAND - This is the national animal. As if the kilts weren't evidence enough of their... disposition...

TAGS: scotland unicorn kilt gay
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Nonsense

Zephon - May 11, 2009, 3:03 pm
they only used this one because the Nukalavee scared the living shit out of everyone.
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:58 pm
Kick away, just keep your kilt lowered and the haggis in the kitchen...or your haggis lowered and the kilt in the kitchen.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:00 am
Don't make fun of anything Scottish or we'll simply kick your teeth in.
UNicorns - April 23, 2009, 4:49 pm
A horse with a spear on it's head, how is that not awsome


TAGS: rainbows unicorns greybeard cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Coombsy007 - August 4, 2011, 7:08 am
I think its cool because there is a viking there too. Vikings make anything cool
Cubbybear - March 4, 2011, 8:59 pm
This is a T-shirt. I wants
crankyhead - March 4, 2011, 5:50 pm
I don't know exactly how you do it Cubby, but you're the only guy I know who can make rainbow5 and unicorn5 cool.
TheOne - March 4, 2011, 5:33 pm
Kinda reminds of that app I downloaded "Robot Unicorn Attack".Nice.

UNICORN MEAT - An Excellent Source of Sparkles! At least it explains the mystery of TWILIGHT.


TAGS: fail wrong unicorn dolphin rainbow gay
Rating: 2.69/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:51 am
They come from poster #66598
rogueagent - October 5, 2009, 10:13 am
But then where else would we get narwhals from?


TAGS: wasted pity injected nicotine
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Verdeckt - August 4, 2011, 6:13 am
crankyhead - August 4, 2011, 2:25 am
top 5helf
rerun - August 4, 2011, 1:56 am

5how 5topper.

a non anti-smoking message -

TAGS: smoking nicotine addiction marlboro oxygen
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

twhanna - November 14, 2013, 7:56 pm
I would agree as a Canadian that our free health care is sometimes abused. The morbidly Obese, IV drug users and unhealthy life styles. But there are those that need it and medical care should be a human right not an "If you can afford it".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well yeah, if you live in Canada. The perks to living in Canada are a hundred times better than - dare I say? The USA, especially California where my wife and I live. Wow, is every user/moderator on this site in Canada? I'm thinking this is a sign.
curlyrocks - November 8, 2013, 3:06 pm
Ha Canada rocks, I can drink smoke and ruin my body all I want and the government still has to keep me alive in a dank crummy nursing home.


TAGS: 2012 evil unicorn sky cloud
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

Alixian - August 8, 2011, 2:44 am
Remember the light shall save us all
Cloudchaser - August 8, 2011, 2:10 am
Not if the Autobots can help it!

KRAZIREF I MADE THIS FOR YOU - Sorry it didn't have kittens or butterflies, I hope you aren't offended

TAGS: kraziref unicorn rainbow fart kraziref
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 18, 2011, 11:27 pm
LMAO !!!
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 11:00 pm
Yeah, you'll never find THAT warning on a Skittles packet
Budog - June 18, 2011, 10:06 pm
Nahhh, I gotta admit I just found it searching online. I have farted a rainbow before though!
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:03 pm
Draw that yourself? You've got mad skills..

Unicorns Exist -

TAGS: unicorn rhino evolution
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 4:04 am
Wow, a rhinosaurus!

HOME SWEET HOME - Never burn your bridges, you may need to cross them again.

TAGS: nicole
Rating: 4.36/5

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Supercage -

THE NICOTINE PATCH - I only eat about thirty a day now.

TAGS: smoking nicotine patch doris mwlf eating
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mr. Nemo - September 12, 2009, 11:58 am
Eat them? DAMNIT! no wonder I can't keep the damn things lit.

HOMEMADE UNICORN - To be sensitive in War, you have to make due................

TAGS: unicorn war
Rating: 2.46/5

NICOLE RICHIE - Oh Yeah ....Take it slow baby Now lick around the tip Oh yeah , that's the way i like it

TAGS: nicole richie
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Ken

... - November 12, 2008, 2:59 pm
...now bit off a nice big mouthful. This has suddenly gone horribly wrong...


TAGS: i hate bunnies unicorns and fairies the most
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by culos

autumnspirit - January 14, 2011, 9:08 pm
Fantastic! Point taken haha 5L's
clemo - October 3, 2010, 8:05 pm
"good work"? :D
jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
LOL..Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz! 5 wizards for those who know the movie
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
All 3 combine to equal Sean.... 5L!
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 5:40 pm
direct and to the point and very funny 5/5

CHARLIE THE UNICORN - pretty f**cked up

THE UNICORN - gayest super-person since Robin

TAGS: unicorn
Rating: 2.26/5

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NICOLE RITCHIE - There is less meat on her than there is in a McDonalds burger

TAGS: nicole ritchie skinny
Rating: 1.88/5

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Krissie - August 9, 2009, 10:07 am
Joker- are you KIDDING? the LAST place(s) ANY women will lose any fat on their bodies are: ass, stomach, boobs.
MO - May 11, 2009, 7:20 pm
She must be half british 'cause she's not redneck and she's not from the North...
LOLOLOL - May 11, 2009, 6:58 pm
I thought us men were attracted to models NOT FRIGGIN BONES!!!!!! anorexia= epic fail
LolMan - May 7, 2009, 8:23 pm
Somebody get that bitch a sammich!
Emily - February 18, 2009, 2:54 am
Malnutrition can cause your abdomen to bloat like that.
TheJokerNelson - September 26, 2008, 5:36 pm
you can see bones yet she still has a roll.....Bitch needs some cheeseburgers and situps.


TAGS: realitylord rl unicorn horse
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - September 12, 2011, 10:54 pm
Buttt iffff you get in hizzz wayyy, he will RING RING his leeetal bell in your jheneral ... deerection!

Now Entering Dreamland -


TAGS: unicorn club techno gay childhood
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:25 pm
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! Sort of... I guess. I've heard.
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
I hear the kids these days enjoy it. Is it anything like snow blowing?
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 9:59 pm
LOL! Been there, Ice?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 9:43 pm
Everyone has at least 1 redeeming quality.
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 9:35 pm
And of course dealing in ecstasy.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 9:29 pm
Warped Funny 5L

intelligence noted -

congratulations -


TAGS: life time joke people church stay away fun nun paris nicole
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by giulio

1MP4CT - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why aint they dead yet
Becks - September 20, 2009, 2:24 pm
Yeah, you´re right. And the left one is Nicole Richie.
Treehodger - September 20, 2009, 1:12 pm
I know this will sound bad, but is the one on the right Paris Hilton?...

KICK-BUTT - If you are smoking cigarettes that are that big there is no kicking that habit.

TAGS: nicotine stains my hands porn stains my mind
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

whatukno - June 21, 2010, 11:08 am
Those are the new Camel WIDE Wides!


TAGS: nicole kidman atheism golden compass
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by stonetree

LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:34 am
No Sean, she was Tom Cruise's monkey.
Sean - January 31, 2010, 12:28 am
Hey look. It's Patricia's monkey.
Derek - January 31, 2010, 12:22 am
A perfect example of the problem with T-shirt philosophy

NICOLE SCHERZINGER - hates this part right here

CHINESE FROWNING PINOCHIO - pinochio nose long chinese moustache frowning mouth

TAGS: chinese frowning pinochio not unicorn scar
Rating: 1.77/5
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 12:28 am
Narwhal was a (possibly still is) a whale that had a tooth grew long enough to punch through the head. As odd as it is, thought to be unicorns by early sailors
pvt13 - February 9, 2009, 12:21 am
Try the symbol for Atheism.
AdAm - September 27, 2008, 2:45 pm
WTF is a narwhal?
Pongo - September 20, 2008, 12:26 pm
A Narwhal

unicorns -